sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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