my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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