: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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