these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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