How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Randomize
