so explain again why im purple
no
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
