Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Randomize
