Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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