If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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