Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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