Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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