if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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