Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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