I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
