i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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