It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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