it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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