Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm getting married
To pizza
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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