After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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