do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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