Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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