I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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