They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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