She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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