Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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