just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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