How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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