You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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