Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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