Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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