How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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