her vagine was all disorganized.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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