Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You don't make any sense
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