i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
