WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Did you pee in the oven last night??
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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