butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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