Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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