Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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