Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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