It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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