so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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