I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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