My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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