when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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