I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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