ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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