The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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