Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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