oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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