people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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