I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
